The Best Egg Puns and Jokes You’ll Ever Read

cartoon egg laughing at egg puns

Look, I’ve always been the kind of person who loves a good pun, especially the ones that are so bad… they’re actually good. You know what I mean, right? Egg puns in particular—they’re like the breakfast of comedy. I was just messing around one day, making yolks (yep, I went there), and suddenly found myself … Read more

240+ Funny & Cute Vegetable Puns and Jokes

Vegetable Laughing

I didn’t plan to be a pun person. Really, I didn’t. But one day I was making dinner, holding a carrot like a microphone (as one does), and said, “Lettuce romaine calm.” My roommate nearly choked on his soup. That’s when I realized something—vegetable puns are ridiculously underrated. I mean, they’re healthy and hilarious. What … Read more

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