200 Pumpkin Puns and Jokes to Carve Out Some Laughs This Fall

I didn’t choose the pun life—the pun life rolled in with a pumpkin spice latte and refused to leave.

Every fall, it’s like my brain gets hijacked by wordplay. Whether I’m at the patch picking the roundest one, or just sipping a way-too-sweet latte, I can’t help but toss in a pun or two (or twenty). It’s like my brain goes full Halloween mode and suddenly everything’s gourd-geous or un-boo-lievable.

Over the years, I’ve collected a ridiculous amount of pumpkin puns—some cute, some groan-worthy, and a few that actually made my friends spit out their drinks. So I figured, why not share them all in one place? If you’re carving pumpkins, captioning pics, or just trying to annoy your roommate with nonstop seasonal jokes, this one’s for you. Just don’t blame me if you start speaking in puns for the rest of fall.

Why I’m Obsessed with Pumpkin Puns and Jokes

Pumpkin puns and jokes? They’re like the warm cider of humor—comforting, slightly spicy, and maybe a little bit corny (okay, very corny). But that’s what makes them so perfect. Every fall, I basically turn into a walking dad joke machine. I start slipping “gourd” into way too many conversations and calling everything “spook-tacular.”

It’s not even about being clever—it’s just fun. There’s something satisfying about finding a pun so bad it’s good, especially when you catch someone laughing in spite of themselves. And honestly, isn’t that the goal? A few eye-rolls, a few chuckles, and maybe even a full-on snort. That’s the power of a perfectly timed pumpkin pun.

20 Pumpkin Puns and Jokes

1. I’m just here for the gourd times.
   
2. You’ve squashed all my expectations—in a good way.
   
3. Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about.
   
4. You’re the pick of the patch.
   
5. I only have pies for you.
   
6. That joke was so bad it made me carve out some time to cry.
   
7. I’m totally falling for these vibes.
   
8. This is the seed of all great jokes.
   
9. You’re my pump-kindred spirit.
   
10. This isn’t just funny—it’s un-gourd-gettable.
    
11. I’m not squashing your dreams, just adding spice.
    
12. I like my puns like I like my lattes—pumpkin spiced and a little extra.
    
13. You think this is bad? You haven’t patch-ed into my full pun potential yet.
    
14. Every time I hear a bad pun, my stem snaps a little.
    
15. My sense of humor is 100% organic fruit.
    
16. Are you gourding me right now?
    
17. You autumn know I’m gonna keep punning.
    
18. Stop being so seedy—it’s unbecoming.
    
19. I told myself I wouldn’t pun today… but then I caved in.
    
20. I know, these puns are food for thought.

20 Cute Pumpkin Puns

1. You’ve got me feeling all pumpkin fuzzy.
   
2. Our love is pump-full of sweetness.
   
3. You’re the cutest little squash I ever did see.
   
4. Life’s just peachy—wait, I mean pumpkin-y.
   
5. Patch me up with your love.
   
6. We make the perfect autumn blend.
   
7. You’re my pumpkin snuggle bug.
   
8. This feeling? It’s gourd-deep.
   
9. Just a couple of cutie pies.
   
10. Love you more than all the leaves in fall.
    
11. You’re sweeter than pumpkin pie kisses.
    
12. Our love grew in the pumpkin patch.
    
13. Forever your boo-tiful gourd.
    
14. You’re the only spice I need.
    
15. You had me at hayride.
    
16. You’re my favorite part of fall—no ifs or gourds.
    
17. Just a snuggle and cider kind of love.
    
18. Your smile is pure pumpkin sunshine.
    
19. Let’s get cozy like a pumpkin knit.
    
20. You’re the cream to my spice swirl.
    

20 Funny Pumpkin Puns

1. This pun might be a little seedy, but bear with me.
   
2. Warning: excessive puns may cause gourd fatigue.
   
3. I’m not saying I’m funny, but my pumpkin just laughed.
   
4. You can’t squash my humor—I’ve tried.
   
5. This is what happens when you leave me unsupervised at a farm stand.
   
6. I’m the type who’d marry a pumpkin just for the pulp fiction.
   
7. You call it obsessive. I call it pump-therapy.
   
8. These jokes are spooktacularly bad.
   
9. I used to be normal, then fall happened.
   
10. If a pumpkin told jokes, would they be gourd-ians of humor?
    
11. Yes, I brought a pumpkin to work. No, I won’t explain.
    
12. I tried to go a day without puns… I autumn-atically failed.
    
13. Caution: I’m on a pump-losion of dad jokes.
    
14. My puns are rooted in fall tradition.
    
15. You can’t spell “punishment” without pun. Coincidence?
    
16. My Halloween costume? Just a walking pun machine.
    
17. I gave my pumpkin a stand-up mic. Huge mistake.
    
18. I’m not lazy, I’m just resting my rind.
    
19. These puns? Not scary—just carve-less.
    
20. I took my pumpkin to therapy. Turns out it’s over-seeded.
    

20 Pumpkin Pie Puns

1. I’m just here for the pi.
   
2. Love you more than whipped cream on top.
   
3. My favorite kind of math? Pumpkin pi.
   
4. This pie’s got a-peel.
   
5. Let’s cut to the chase—I want the biggest slice.
   
6. I tried to share my pie, but I crumbled.
   
7. Pie before guys.
   
8. Sweet as pie-spiced love.
   
9. Baked with love and a whole lotta sass.
   
10. We go together like pumpkin and crust.
    
11. Warning: I’m about to get syrupy sweet.
    
12. Thanksgiving called. It wants its pie back.
    
13. That’s one forkin’ good dessert.
    
14. I’d give up everything… except this pie.
    
15. Slice, slice, baby.
    
16. You whisked me away with this one.
    
17. Pumpkin pie is proof the food gods love us.
    
18. A slice a day keeps the sadness away.
    
19. Fillin’ good and looking fine.
    
20. Let’s keep this whirl of fall flavor going.
    

20 Pumpkin Puns One Liners

1. My puns are awful, but at least they’re seasonal.
   
2. I came, I saw, I carved.
   
3. Don’t even try to out-pun me—I’ve been training.
   
4. That’s how I roll in the patch.
   
5. I’m just out here living my gourd life.
   
6. I gave my pumpkin a personality—he’s full of pulp.
   
7. When life gives you pumpkins, make puns.
   
8. My favorite kind of drama? Gourd-level tension.
   
9. You know it’s fall when your jokes come with seeds.
   
10. Stop squashing my dreams—it’s rude.
    
11. I’m not lost, I’m wandering the pumpkin patch.
    
12. If puns were currency, I’d be a millionaire.
    
13. Pumpkin jokes? It’s my seasonal job.
    
14. You carve your path, I’ll pun mine.
    
15. This patch is my stage and I’m killin’ it.
    
16. Pumpkin humor is an acquired taste.
    
17. Is this pun bad? Absolutely. Do I care? Not even a bit o’ rind.
    
18. I once dated a pumpkin—it ghosted me.
    
19. This isn’t just a pun—it’s a whole fall vibe.
    
20. I left my responsibilities in the pumpkin patch puns section.
    

20 Pumpkin Spice Puns

1. Spice up your life—it’s fall, after all.
   
2. This latte? Straight-up liquid gold.
   
3. I’m not basic, I’m seasoned.
   
4. Love at first sip.
   
5. I came for the coffee, stayed for the cinnamon chaos.
   
6. Things are getting extra foamy around here.
   
7. It’s pumpkin spice season—act accordingly.
   
8. Don’t blame me—the spice made me do it.
   
9. Call me spice girl, but with caffeine.
   
10. I put spice in everything. Even my emails.
    
11. The most magical time of the year? When the syrup hits.
    
12. PSL: Pumpkin Sass Level 100.
    
13. Can’t talk, caffeinating with cinnamon.
    
14. I’m falling for this flavor, one sip at a time.
    
15. I’m here for the aroma and the attention.
    
16. Pumpkin spice is my love language.
    
17. The air is crisp and so is my order.
    
18. Whipped cream is my frothy crown.
    
19. You can’t handle my spice energy.
    
20. Who needs a personality when you have pumpkin pun levels of spice?

20 Pumpkin Puns for Instagram

1. Just out here living my best gourd-geous life.
   
2. Caption this: Pump-queen energy.
   
3. This outfit? Straight from the patch to the ‘gram.
   
4. Call me pun-kin spice influencer.
   
5. Pumped up and patched in.
   
6. No tricks, just treat-worthy selfies.
   
7. New season, new squash goals.
   
8. Patch things up with me later.
   
9. Full-on fall aesthetic, no filter needed.
   
10. Official member of the pumpkin paparazzi.
    
11. That’s one small pumpkin for you, one giant mood for the feed.
    
12. Posting this before I eat the decor.
    
13. Orange you glad it’s fall?
    
14. Stop scrolling—you just found your favorite pumpkin pun.
    
15. This shot is totally stalk-worthy.
    
16. It’s not a phase, it’s a pumpkin-core lifestyle.
    
17. Straight from the patch, no caption regrets.
    
18. Falling in like with this one.
    
19. Can’t stop, won’t stop until this squash goes viral.
    
20. My feed needed a little fruit flair.
    

20 Pumpkin Halloween Puns

1. Gourd of the rings: Halloween edition.
   
2. Trick or treat-yo-pumpkin.
   
3. I’ve been boo’d, and I loved it.
   
4. Jack-o’-laughs all the way.
   
5. Too cute to spook—but still punny.
   
6. Fright and spice make everything nice.
   
7. Dressed to chill—and maybe haunt.
   
8. Warning: this pumpkin bites back.
   
9. I’m haunting the patch this year.
   
10. It’s not Halloween until I’ve made 10 bad puns.
    
11. This costume? Gourd-level creativity.
    
12. Resting witch face, but with pumpkin vibes.
    
13. Welcome to my haunt couture runway.
    
14. Spooky? No. Spice-tacular? Yes.
    
15. Caught a ghost, named it Pumpkin.
    
16. I’m here for the boos… and puns.
    
17. Nothing scarier than an overused pun—except this one.
    
18. Halloweird is more my style.
    
19. Woke up like this: creepin’ cute.
    
20. This jack-o-lantern’s got jokes… and they slay.
    

20 Pumpkin Carving Puns

1. This is a cut above the rest.
   
2. Don’t mind the mess—I’m in my carve zone.
   
3. Sharp ideas only.
   
4. Slice to meet you, pumpkin.
   
5. My design? Totally off the rind.
   
6. Getting in-depth with this one.
   
7. I didn’t choose the carve life, it chose me.
   
8. Gutted but still glowing.
   
9. I call this piece: stabby but seasonal.
   
10. My jack-o-lantern has more personality than I do.
    
11. Call it art. Or chaos. Either works.
    
12. Carving out some time for fall fun.
    
13. Knife work? Gourd level 10.
    
14. Some people sculpt marble, I carve squash.
    
15. This took me three hours and a mild identity crisis.
    
16. I made a pumpkin cry.
    
17. Not bad for someone who once cut their thumb on a spoon.
    
18. The lighting really brings out its inner glow.
    
19. My carving motto: measure never, panic later.
    
20. It’s not crooked, it’s creatively off-center.
    

20 Pumpkin Name Puns

1. Meet Pumpdiddy.
   
2. Say hi to Gourdon Ramsquash.
   
3. This one? Pumpkin McPatchface.
   
4. Introducing Spice E. Gourde.
   
5. Say hello to Patchoncé.
   
6. This is Squashton Kutcher.
   
7. Here lies Pablo Pumpcasso.
   
8. Call her Sasha Gourd.
   
9. It’s Pumpkin Bieber, don’t judge.
   
10. That one’s Gordie LaForge.
    
11. Let me present Lady Squashquisha.
    
12. Oh look, it’s Leonardo DiPumpkinrio.
    
13. This is Squashleigh Simpson.
    
14. That dude? Hugh Gourdan.
    
15. Pumpkin Clooney at your service.
    
16. My pride and joy: Meryl Squeep.
    
17. Don’t tell the others, but Tina Turnipkin is my favorite.
    
18. Just carved Oprah Gourdfrey.
    
19. Meet my twin gourds: Jay and Bey Squash.
    
20. And finally, the legend himself—Sir Carves-a-lot.
    

20 Pumpkin Workout Puns

Listen, I never thought I’d be the type of person to bench press a squash, but here I am—squash curls, stem stretches, pumpkin presses. If fall is my season, then pumpkin workouts are my gym membership (free with every trip to the patch).

And honestly? I’m not here to squash my fitness dreams. I’m here to lift, laugh, and maybe drop a pumpkin or two (don’t judge—I call that cross-training).

1. I work out daily—gotta keep my gourd core strong.
2. Squash squats? I’m all about that patch burn.
3. My pumpkin planks are next-level seedy.
4. I just crushed my stem-ina training.
5. My cardio? Running late to the pumpkin patch.
6. Gourd gains or bust.
7. I flex better with a pumpkin in hand.
8. I’m here for the pulp pump.
9. Pumpkin presses keep my rind in check.
10. Call me the squash spotter.
11. My seasonal six-pack is all pie.
12. I plank better when I smell cinnamon.
13. The patch is my gym—no membership fee.
14. Orange you glad I lifted today?
15. Stem lifts build character (and biceps).
16. I run marathons… of pumpkin pie.
17. My sweat smells faintly of nutmeg.
18. Squash crunches make me un-peel-ievably sore.
19. I never skip pumpkin day.
20. My workout motto? Carve out time for gains.

Final Thoughts

Whew. That was a whole lot of squash nonsense, wasn’t it? I swear I sat down thinking, “I’ll just jot a few down,” and next thing I know, I’m naming pumpkins after celebrities and laughing at my own jokes like a lunatic in the kitchen.

But hey—if you’ve made it this far, I’m guessing you’re just as pun-obsessed (or unhinged?) as I am.

Seriously though, whether you’re carving a masterpiece, snapping pics at the patch, or just loading up your captions with puns your friends will pretend to hate, I hope you found some gems in here.

Now it’s your turn. Got a pun that still makes you crack up every fall? Or maybe a name I missed that’s just too clever not to share? Drop it below—I want to hear it. Let’s keep the puns rolling till Thanksgiving steals the spotlight.

Emma Rose

Hi, I’m Emma Rose, the pun-loving writer behind Punstation.com! I’ve always believed that a good pun can turn an ordinary moment into something unforgettable. Whether I’m playing with animal jokes, food wordplay, or mythical creature puns, I love adding a splash of humor to the everyday. Writing puns is my favorite way to spread smiles, and I’m always on the hunt for the next clever twist. When I’m not punning around, you’ll find me sipping tea, scribbling in my idea journal, or laughing at my own jokes (guilty!).