Funny Witch Cartoon Laughing Under Text Halloween Puns

315+ Original Halloween Puns and Jokes to Die For

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Honestly, I’ve always been the one who drops a pun at either the worst—or maybe best—time. So once Halloween hits, I go full ghost with the jokes. There’s just something perfect about mixing creepy stuff with corny humor. It’s like Halloween Humor was made for pun-lovers like me. So if you’re tired of seeing the same five jokes every October, buckle up. I cooked up this pun list with a broomstick, a black cat, and a lot of coffee. Ready for a frightfully funny ride? Let’s get to the good stuff.

Spooktacular Collection of Halloween Puns and Jokes

Okay, let’s be honest—there’s nothing better than a groan-worthy pun when you’re surrounded by skeletons and candy wrappers. I pulled these straight from the haunted corners of my mind, just for you.

A funny ghost cartoon laugh under funny text pun

45 Halloween Puns and Jokes

  1. That mummy was wrapped up in drama.
  2. Don’t ghost me unless you’re wearing a sheet.
  3. You’re the boo-tiful nightmare I never saw coming.
  4. I like big bats and I cannot lie.
  5. Witch, please—I fly solo.
  6. That pumpkin’s looking gourd-geous tonight.
  7. I came, I saw, I conjured.
  8. He tried to hex me—I blocked him with sage.
  9. That skeleton’s always cracking bone-headed jokes.
  10. I’m not scared of the dark, just rent prices.
  11. Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about.
  12. Resting witch face—permanent mood.
  13. Just another fang-tastic evening.
  14. Graveyard gossip is always dead serious.
  15. Trick or treat yourself to a bad pun.
  16. I date vampires—they suck, but in a good way.
  17. Stop being such a pain in the neck—unless you’re Dracula.
  18. I’m spellbound by bad decisions.
  19. That candy corn? Total corn-troversy.
  20. Boo, Felicia.
  21. Coffins? I prefer open-concept tombs.
  22. I’ve got haunting dreams of pizza.
  23. I don’t do cardio unless zombies are involved.
  24. I’m here for the boos and snacks.
  25. The skeleton refused to fight—he didn’t have the guts.
  26. That black cat has more attitude than me.
  27. I’m not afraid of witches, just Wi-Fi dead zones.
  28. I scream, you scream, we all scream… ‘cause of ghosts.
  29. Don’t ghoul me again—I blocked you last Halloween.
  30. I see dead people… doing TikToks.
  31. I came for the candy, stayed for the chaos.
  32. Don’t be a witchy little gremlin today.
  33. Ghouls just wanna have fun.
  34. Rest in pieces—that skeleton exploded laughing.
  35. My costume’s so last minute, it’s scary.
  36. That potion? Definitely gave me ghost-gas.
  37. You can’t exorcise these dad jokes.
  38. Witches be wildin’ tonight.
  39. Brainstorming? Sounds like zombie weather.
  40. Death called—he wanted fashion advice.
  41. Don’t make me haunt your group chat.
  42. I’m not dead, I’m just resting my bones.
  43. I ghosted my ex… literally.
  44. Even the reaper couldn’t slash those prices.
  45. That vampire looked a little blood-thirsty on Hinge.

45 Halloween Puns Captions

  1. Just hangin’ with my creepiest crew tonight.
  2. Creep it real or leave it at the door.
  3. Hallo-queen of bad decisions.
  4. Warning: ghost mode may activate without notice.
  5. If the broom fits, fly it.
  6. My resting witch face is fully charged.
  7. Bat to the bone and proud of it.
  8. Pumpkin vibes and reckless energy.
  9. Too ghoul for mortal school.
  10. Official candy inspector—where’s your stash?
  11. Gourd of the dance floor.
  12. I’m just here for the boos (and maybe chips).
  13. Catch me haunting timelines all night.
  14. Chillin’ like a stylish skeleton.
  15. Fright night level: expert.
  16. This costume? Last-minute brilliance.
  17. No tricks, just deadly charm.
  18. Pumpkin spice with a hint of chaos.
  19. Creepin’ it casual this year.
  20. Broom hair, don’t care.
  21. Dressed to distress.
  22. Casting looks and mild curses.
  23. Just a little batty—but fashionably.
  24. Say boo and move on.
  25. Living that undead influencer life.
  26. Spellcheck can’t fix this level of wicked.
  27. Can’t adult today—zombie shift activated.
  28. Keeping it spooky but make it chic.
  29. Out here looking like a whole haunting.
  30. Avoiding humans like a true ghost.
  31. Not a trick, just naturally terrifying.
  32. May contain traces of actual magic.
  33. Glammed up and ghouled out.
  34. Warning: may vanish without notice.
  35. Don’t cross me—I hex back.
  36. Cobwebs and compliments only.
  37. Hallow-lean and hungry.
  38. Skeletons in my closet? Fashion-forward ones.
  39. Dead serious about these vibes.
  40. Can’t bewitch what you can’t catch.
  41. Just add moonlight and I’m complete.
  42. Ghouls supporting ghouls tonight.
  43. Don’t follow me—I’m haunted.
  44. Halloween glow up? Witch achieved.
  45. Eerily cute and slightly unstable.
A pumpkin cartoon of halloween laughing under funny text

35 Halloween Puns for Kids

  1. Why don’t ghosts tell lies? They’re too transparent!
  2. What do you call a lazy skeleton? The hardly-dead!
  3. I put a spell on my homework—it vanished!
  4. Mummy said bedtime is strictly wrap time.
  5. Witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling!
  6. That ghost’s joke? It was a real boo-mer.
  7. Knock-knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a pun!
  8. I dressed as a pumpkin… and everyone said I looked squashsome!
  9. Why did the vampire stay away from school? Too many stakes!
  10. That werewolf forgot his costume—he howled about it all day!
  11. What did the bat say to the ball? Let’s hang out later.
  12. Frankenstein tried singing, but he was a bit pitchy.
  13. How do witches surf the web? With a spell-check!
  14. That skeleton loves math—he’s got no bones about it.
  15. What do ghosts wear when it rains? Boo-ts!
  16. Dracula doesn’t like pizza—he can’t handle garlic crust.
  17. What did the zombie say at lunch? More brain-food, please!
  18. Witches don’t need cars—they just broom around.
  19. I tried to scare my cat… she ghosted me.
  20. How does the pumpkin listen to music? On gourdphones!
  21. Why did the ghost skip gym class? He was out of spirit.
  22. A vampire’s favorite fruit? Blood orange!
  23. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone!
  24. The bat joined the band—it really flew through rehearsals.
  25. What do you call a polite monster? A sweet scream.
  26. That candy corn told a joke—it was corny but sweet.
  27. What do witches eat for breakfast? Spell-o’s!
  28. Where do ghosts mail letters? The ghost office.
  29. That pumpkin loves art—he draws with vine markers.
  30. The haunted house had boo-tiful decorations.
  31. What’s a monster’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!
  32. My mummy’s the best at hugs—wrap-tastic!
  33. The ghost went to music class to learn the scales.
  34. That spider got kicked out of class—too webby.
  35. What do you get when you cross a witch and a comedian? Hocus-haha!

35 Halloween Puns One Liners

  1. My boss said I was too quiet, so I screamed.
  2. I brought donuts to the graveyard—turns out spirits love sprinkles.
  3. Vampires hate meetings—no reflection, no attendance.
  4. That haunted mirror? It’s got serious trust issues.
  5. Bats don’t gossip—they hang out and listen.
  6. I tried to scare my neighbor… she invited me in.
  7. The devil wears Prada, but I wear hand-me-downs.
  8. My tombstone will say: “Still punning, even now.”
  9. A witch borrowed my phone—now it only casts.
  10. My costume’s so bad, ghosts feel sorry for me.
  11. I asked the Ouija board for life advice—it sighed.
  12. That skeleton jogs faster than my internet.
  13. I hosted a séance and got ghosted.
  14. Witches aren’t late—they arrive mysteriously on time.
  15. My pet spider’s on strike—no more web work.
  16. Pumpkin carving is just spicy face sculpting.
  17. I applied for a job at the crypt—still waiting to hear back.
  18. Mummy’s tired—please unwrap me from this drama.
  19. If this cauldron bubbles over, it’s your fault.
  20. Graveyards are full of people who never RSVP.
  21. Broom upgrades now come with GPS.
  22. Vampires never overshare—they bite their tongue.
  23. I flirted with a banshee. Now she won’t stop screaming.
  24. Spiders must have a million unread emails.
  25. I asked my demon to chill—he ghosted therapy.
  26. Witch job fairs are mostly potion startups.
  27. Jack-o’-lanterns are just mood lighting with attitude.
  28. Ghouls date in the dark—it’s a vibe.
  29. I asked for extra haunting—they sent customer service.
  30. No bones about it—I’m hilarious.
  31. I don’t do horror movies. I live them.
  32. Woke up like this: haunted and undercaffeinated.
  33. I opened a haunted bakery. All the rolls scream.
  34. My ghost roommate keeps stealing my hoodies.
  35. This Halloween, I’m dressed as emotionally unavailable.

35 Halloween Puns for Work

  1. I told the manager I’m working remotely—from beyond the grave.
  2. HR said my costume was too deadpan.
  3. Friday deadlines? That’s real horror.
  4. I turned in my PTO request with a spiderweb font.
  5. Conference room A is haunted—finally explains the weird noises.
  6. I emailed a ghost—he auto-responded “Boo.”
  7. My boss has resting witch face—but she means well.
  8. That Zoom meeting was scarier than any haunted house.
  9. “Skeleton Crew” hits different during budget cuts.
  10. That ghost gave a PowerPoint on haunting best practices.
  11. I brew coffee stronger than most potion shops.
  12. Costume contest entry: spreadsheet zombie.
  13. Our team’s so close—we even haunt each other’s inbox.
  14. This cubicle is giving coffin chic vibes.
  15. I requested a raise and got cursed instead.
  16. Lunch vanished—must’ve been office poltergeist again.
  17. My performance review came with garlic and holy water.
  18. Meetings after 4 PM? Only if they involve chanting.
  19. My printer’s possessed. It only prints Latin.
  20. I accidentally cc’d the underworld.
  21. I summoned productivity. Nothing showed up.
  22. I wore my invisibility cloak. No one noticed.
  23. Our new intern? Definitely a sleep-deprived werewolf.
  24. We had a team-building séance—it got awkward.
  25. The coffee’s so bad, it raised the dead.
  26. Monday hit me like a ghost bus.
  27. Work-from-home? More like haunt-from-home.
  28. I’m not late—I’m dramatically delayed.
  29. That skeleton in finance crunches numbers and bones.
  30. We accidentally hired a zombie. He’s great with deadlines.
  31. Haunted spreadsheets: now with Entertainment Puns.
  32. My to-do list screamed and ran away.
  33. I brought a spellbook to the strategy meeting.
  34. My office chair levitated again—just another Thursday.
  35. The copier asked for a blood sacrifice. I declined.

45 Halloween Puns One Word

  1. Boogienight
  2. Fangirl
  3. Broomservice
  4. Spookify
  5. Hexedout
  6. Coffiend
  7. Tomb-bae
  8. Ghostmode
  9. Cauldrama
  10. Chill-o-ween
  11. Bonefire
  12. Witchual
  13. Dreadfulicious
  14. Goblinsnack
  15. Mummifyin’
  16. Hauntique
  17. Spellpop
  18. Jack-o-lol
  19. Zomboss
  20. Gourdzilla
  21. Moonster
  22. Skelequeen
  23. Frightastic
  24. Gaspworthy
  25. Snaccula
  26. Gloomie
  27. Vamptastic
  28. Hexpress
  29. Boozilla
  30. Trickadelic
  31. Batastic
  32. Webfluencer
  33. Cryptique
  34. Shriekout
  35. Phantomood
  36. Biteclub
  37. Batsnapped
  38. Treatstorm
  39. Eekscape
  40. Ghouler
  41. Creepathon
  42. Nightshadez
  43. Bewitchedly
  44. Chilltergeist
  45. Creepella

25 Best Halloween Puns

  1. I’m only here for the candy and the chaos.
  2. My ghoul-crush ghosted me—literally.
  3. You say monster, I say misunderstood legend.
  4. Keep calm and carry a cauldron.
  5. That bat has more drama than my group chat.
  6. Hex marks the spot.
  7. Ghosts have no chill, just vibes.
  8. Pumpkin spice and paranormal advice.
  9. I got invited to a crypt brunch—coffin cakes were divine.
  10. That vampire complimented my neck—I blushed and ran.
  11. I started a skeleton dance troupe—bone to be wild.
  12. I go batty without my morning brew.
  13. Paranormal is my new normal.
  14. I scream, you scream, we all hear screaming.
  15. Candy corn: divide and fright.
  16. Witches don’t sweat, they sparkle with spells.
  17. Ghouls’ night out was full of drama and cobwebs.
  18. You can’t sit with us—unless you float.
  19. Mummy said no, but I summoned the snacks anyway.
  20. “Till death do us party” is my wedding theme.
  21. That haunted house? Mid. My anxiety scarier.
  22. I asked for closure. The ghost gave me cold spots.
  23. Spirits prefer dark roast. Fact.
  24. If you liked it then you shoulda put a bat ring on it.
  25. I don’t need funny puns—I am one.

25 Halloween Puns for Instagram

  1. Trick-or-trend? I nailed both.
  2. Me, my costume, and one chaotic broomstick.
  3. Ghosted IRL, still glowing online.
  4. Woke up looking boo-tifully disturbed.
  5. My haunted house has better lighting than yours.
  6. Bone structure? 10/10.
  7. Spooky, but like… make it fashion.
  8. Just dropped my horror playlist—link in bio.
  9. Dressed like trouble, with a side of bat.
  10. I came, I saw, I hexed.
  11. Mood: haunting the algorithm.
  12. Face beat by a zombie artist.
  13. That look? Certified scream queen.
  14. Took this pic before I turned into a bat.
  15. Not a ghost, just socially distant.
  16. Witched up and ready to scroll.
  17. This vibe is all cobwebs and glam.
  18. I eat garlic bread ironically.
  19. Spellbound and selfie-ready.
  20. Welcome to my fright feed.
  21. I’ll haunt you in high resolution.
  22. Treats only. No tricks in this grid.
  23. Just me and some cute halloween puns, being fabulous.
  24. Broom selfies hit different.
  25. Lights, camera, coffin.

25 Halloween Pun Names

  1. Boo Hefner
  2. Count Snackula
  3. Frankenshine
  4. Witchard Simmons
  5. Batrick Swayze
  6. Mummy Dearest
  7. Howlsey
  8. Vlad Pitt
  9. Scare-ah Connor
  10. Boneoncé
  11. Hexy Gaga
  12. The Ghoul Next Door
  13. Beetle-Bruce
  14. Jack O’Chill
  15. Webbie Williams
  16. Casper Kardashian
  17. Creepo McScreamface
  18. Fang Diesel
  19. Spiritney Fears
  20. Dead Sheeran
  21. Chilliam Shakesfear
  22. Corpse Hemsworth
  23. The Walking Fred
  24. Boo Radley Jr.
  25. A list of short halloween puns? Nah, I give names with bite.

Final Thoughts

Okay yeah—I might’ve gone a little too deep into the Halloween spirit here. But honestly? Worth it. Puns are my favorite kind of nonsense, especially when you’re dodging fake cobwebs and eating way too many mini candy bars. Now it’s your turn to cause some chaos. Got a pun that cracks you up every single time? Or maybe you’ve got a spooky gem that I somehow didn’t summon here? I’d seriously love to hear it—drop it in the comments, and let’s keep this wordplay party rolling. And hey… if you’re into Snowman Puns too? I’ve got some chilling stuff planned for winter. Stay tuned.

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