220 Funny Fantasy Puns You Can’t Spell Without Laughing

I’ve always been the kind of person who’ll pause a fantasy movie just to laugh at a terrible pun I made in my head. Dragons? Cool. Elves? Even better. But you give me a chance to sneak in a good fantasy pun and I’m living my best nerdy life.

This little corner of the internet is for anyone who’s ever giggled at the word “orc-ward” or called a wizard “spell-check.” I put together this massive collection of puns about fantasy—because honestly, why should orcs have all the fun?

Whether you’re looking for the perfect one-liner for game night, a snappy name for your DnD character, or just something to make your bard snort with laughter, I’ve got you covered. Let’s wander into the pun-geon together, shall we?

Why I’m Obsessed With Fantasy Puns and Jokes

I know, I know—it’s not everyone’s thing. But fantasy puns and jokes? They’re basically my love language. I’ve been that person who named their WiFi “LANister Always Surfs the Net.” I once made an entire playlist called Fairy Puns and Folklore. You get the picture.

There’s just something satisfying about turning magical creatures and epic quests into silly wordplay. It’s like casting a charm spell—except instead of defeating evil, you’re just cracking up your group chat. And hey, if I accidentally blurt out a troll pun during a serious RPG scene, I’ll just blame it on a cursed scroll.

Anyway, I put this big ol’ pun list together not just to entertain you, but also because I had way too much fun writing it. Ready to laugh like a maniacal goblin? Let’s go.

50 Epic Fantasy Puns

Alright, strap in—these are the big ones. The kind of puns that would make a dragon raise an eyebrow or a knight drop his sword mid-duel. I dug deep into my nerdy soul for these, and yeah, some of them might make you groan like an ogre with a stubbed toe.

1. I told the necromancer to “get a life.” He took it personally.
2. That elf archer? Total quiver queen.
3. My dwarf friend started a bakery—turns out he’s a real roll model.
4. The bard got kicked out of the tavern for lute behavior.
5. The kingdom ran out of paper, so the wizard started using spell-check.
6. Our party’s thief stole the spotlight… and everything else.
7. I once dated a centaur. We had a stable relationship.
8. The wizard didn’t show up—said he was feeling spell-ancholy.
9. Why did the troll fail his math test? Too many bridge problems.
10. That potion seller was shady—total elixir-con artist.
11. My party’s barbarian? Built like a brick wyvern-house.
12. Tried to hug a basilisk once. Mistakes were made.
13. Don’t challenge a witch to a roast—she’ll hex you up.
14. The druid joined a gym—he wanted to get beast mode ready.
15. Goblins make great DJs—always dropping nasty beats.
16. I asked the paladin if he liked puns. He said they were “pun-damental.”
17. That wizard’s beard had its own zip code.
18. The rogue said she didn’t like drama—while hiding in a bush outside her ex’s tent.
19. I tried casting silence on my screaming baby. Didn’t work.
20. The bard fell in love mid-song. Totally lute-struck.
21. Our wizard’s love life is basically a scroll of heartbreaks.
22. Elves don’t need GPS—they always follow their “gnome instincts.”
23. The kingdom’s new motto? Live laugh lich.
24. That vampire barista only serves de-coffin-ated coffee.
25. The innkeeper said my pun budget was dragon me down.
26. The orc joined a yoga class—he’s a real flexecutioner now.
27. I opened a fantasy gym called “Gains of Thrones.”
28. The griffin refused to fly economy—wings too cramped.
29. My squire said he needed more knight time.
30. The enchanter started a podcast called “Witch Better Have My Money.”
31. I don’t like centaurs—they always act half-assed.
32. I challenged a banshee to a scream-off. Regrets.
33. That lich has major bone to pick vibes.
34. Wrote a novel about goblins—it’s a short story.
35. My dungeon master is a real crit stickler.
36. Don’t argue with a dryad. She wood win.
37. The blacksmith’s mixtape? Straight fire.
38. That orc’s jokes are axe-tra terrible.
39. I once had a vision quest but lost the receipt.
40. My dragon therapist said I had attachment hiss-ues.
41. She’s so good at invisibility, I ghosted myself.
42. That wizard’s robe? Straight from the Cloak-ure Runway.
43. I tried summoning motivation—rolled a 2.
44. The unicorn sued me for emotional hornjury.
45. That necromancer’s dating profile? Dead inside, still hopeful.
46. My rogue friend is stealthier than my will to exercise.
47. Don’t trust that warlock—he’s spell-fish.
48. The paladin said my jokes needed more divine timing.
49. The fairy godmother’s stand-up act? Pure wish-fulfillment.
50. I named my cat “Sir Meows-a-Lot.” He’s a real purrladin.

40 Funny Fantasy Puns & Jokes

Time to lighten things up with some straight-up funny fantasy puns and jokes. These are the ones you throw out at a party, a game night, or just when your group’s waiting for someone to roll initiative. Simple, quick, and all new.

1. What do you call a goblin with bad manners? A real “gob-jerk.”
2. Why did the mage go broke? Too many spell payments.
3. That centaur’s comedy set? Total horseplay.
4. I asked the elf to cook—he said he only roasts orcs.
5. What’s a wizard’s favorite board game? Spell-opoly.
6. I told the dragon to chill. He burned me instead.
7. Our healer’s favorite snack? Mana-na bread.
8. I dated a siren once. Total mixed signals.
9. Why don’t witches use dating apps? Too many warlocks.
10. My dungeon master told me I had no character.
11. What do you call a vampire who writes fan fiction? Count Wordula.
12. How does a bard flirt? With sharp lines and sharp strings.
13. My paladin left me on read—must be a divine ghost.
14. What did the griffin say to the minotaur? “Moo’ve out of my way!”
15. Our ranger’s idea of flirting? Pointing out animal tracks.
16. What’s an orc’s least favorite chore? Dish-smashing.
17. My DnD snacks got cursed. Now they roll away when I grab them.
18. What do you call it when fairies wrestle? Wing-slamming.
19. That potion made me invisible—but just to compliments.
20. The lich brought chips to the party. Talk about dead snacks.
21. Why don’t elves lie? They’re too short for deception.
22. My warlock summoned sarcasm. Best spell yet.
23. That troll started a food blog—full of under-bridge recipes.
24. What did the knight say to the chef? “I knead armor for my bread.”
25. My spellbook ghostwrote my diary.
26. The unicorn applied for a job—hornest work ever.
27. I challenged a wizard to a pun duel. I got spell-slapped.
28. Why do dwarves hate elevators? They prefer mining their own business.
29. I tried writing a pun about a basilisk, but it kept turning to stone.
30. How does a witch stay organized? With a spell sheet.
31. What’s a ranger’s favorite cereal? Bow-loops.
32. The mage failed his test—too many spellin’ errors.
33. I asked the orc for fashion advice—he said “go clubbing.”
34. Why did the necromancer get fired? Poor corpse management.
35. That banshee’s scream? Pitch-perfect.
36. My bard got jealous—I hit a higher note than him snoring.
37. Why did the druid bring snacks? He thought it was a trail mix ritual.
38. That wizard’s robe? Made of pure drama.
39. What do centaurs wear to parties? Horse couture.
40. My fantasy pun addiction? Totally mage-nificent.

40 Fantasy Pun One-Liners

Quick, clever, and sharp as a cursed dagger. These one-liners hit fast, hit hard, and bring just the right amount of chaos to your scroll of jokes.

1. My bard’s mixtape dropped—literally, on a goblin.
2. The rogue stole my heart… and my wallet.
3. Dragon at the party? Things got lit fast.
4. Wizards never ghost—they vanish with spell support.
5. Trolls don’t argue—they bridge the conversation gap.
6. Gnome broke up with me—said I’m too tall.
7. That centaur’s dating app? Half-horse, half-charming.
8. Got kicked out for elf-control issues again.
9. Fairy offered a wish—I asked for snacks.
10. The lich threw shade… then raised the dead.
11. Knight problems? Just joust your feelings out.
12. That necromancer really digs grave conversations.
13. Elves party hard—they don’t believe in shelf-care.
14. Druid’s breakup line? “It’s knot you, it’s tree.”
15. Paladin’s motto? Keep calm and smite on.
16. Warlock flirted—must’ve been under a love hex.
17. Orcs don’t text—they club your inbox instead.
18. My spell failed—just a wand-off error.
19. Archer dumped me—said I lack range.
20. Woke up cursed—forgot to mute the bard.
21. The dragon’s playlist? All fire, no filler.
22. That gnome runs on pure spite and caffeine.
23. The potion worked—now I cry glitter tears.
24. Ranger’s diet? Mostly trail mix and regrets.
25. Dating a banshee—her exes all ghosted.
26. My sword’s jealous—it’s got cutting remarks daily.
27. That witch brews gossip like cauldron tea.
28. Dungeon brunch was cursed—toast screamed when buttered.
29. The unicorn’s tantrum? Truly a horn drama.
30. Skeletons party hard—they’ve got no chill bones.
31. My shield has trust issues—keeps blocking feelings.
32. The ogre’s spa day? Mud, rage, repeat.
33. Summoned help—got an intern imp instead.
34. Griffin stole my sandwich—flew off smugly.
35. The mage’s dating life? Just spellbound disasters.
36. Bards never whisper—it’s all dramatic exits.
37. That wizard’s robe screams midlife magical crisis.
38. Lost a duel—blame lag and bad luck.
39. The gnome unionized—tiny but terrifying strike force.
40. I cast chill… now my soup’s frozen.

30 Wizard & Witch Puns

Wizards and witches are the ultimate pun fuel. Whether they’re mixing up potions or messing with time, their magical mischief is perfect for a bit of wordplay chaos.

1. My wizard retired. Said he couldn’t spell it anymore.
2. That witch’s ex? Just a broom with issues.
3. Our sorcerer opened a bakery—sold spell-cakes only.
4. Tried to prank a witch—got hex-tra punished.
5. The wizard wrote poetry. Full of cursed verses.
6. Witches don’t gossip—they just stir up drama.
7. That warlock hosts a podcast—“Hex and the City.”
8. My wand’s on strike—says I’m wand-abusive.
9. I challenged a wizard to trivia—got wandstomped.
10. That mage ghosted me—literally phased through walls.
11. Why did the witch fail drama class? No stage spell-presence.
12. Wizard breakups? Pure spell-flection and self-pity potions.
13. My broomstick left me—said I lacked direction.
14. The archmage’s dog only knows fetch spells.
15. That witch said I’m too emotionally broomed.
16. I insulted a wizard once—now my fridge hisses.
17. Warlocks flirt with pickup lines and pickup curses.
18. Our party’s mage? A real scroll-model.
19. That wizard’s cape? Clearly over-compensating for weak magic.
20. Got dumped mid-teleport. Talk about emotional whiplash.
21. Witches don’t do apologies—just passive spell-aggression.
22. My warlock’s cooking? Total potion explosion.
23. That spell didn’t fizzle—it emotionally collapsed.
24. Wizard karaoke night? Pure wand-erlust.
25. She hexed my playlist. Now it only plays breakup ballads.
26. The wizard’s mixtape turned into a fire scroll.
27. I once kissed a witch—it felt bewitched and bewildered.
28. He said he’s a soft mage—low damage, big emotions.
29. Witch humor? Always pun-cursed.
30. My familiar started therapy—said I’m too spell-controlling.

30 Fantasy Pun Names

Need a pun-tastic name for your next DnD character, fantasy pet, or MMORPG legend? Here’s a batch of names that’ll earn laughs before initiative is even rolled.

1. Sir Laughsalot
2. GandAlf the Grey Area
3. Legolol
4. Dwayne “The Wock” Johnson
5. Ron Wandly
6. Hexa F. Cursed
7. Boblin the Goblin
8. Brewilda Spellstein
9. Merlin Monroe
10. Axe-ident Prone
11. CinderFella
12. Gandalphabets
13. Scrollio Iglesias
14. Warlock Holmes
15. Witchard Simmons
16. Bard Pitt
17. Druid Carey
18. Elvish Presley
19. Knight Fury
20. Lord Voldebore
21. Minotaury Povich
22. Shrekonair
23. Tomes Hanks
24. Obi-Wand Kenobi
25. Fairy Styles
26. Sir Puns-a-Lot
27. Meowgic the Tabbyring
28. Beowulf Blitzer
29. Spelloncé
30. Mage Ryan

20 Unicorn Fantasy Puns

Time to unleash the horned humor. These unicorn fantasy puns are rare, radiant, and full of that extra sparkle your magical day needs.

1. The unicorn called in—said he’s feeling a bit un-stable.
2. That horn? Not just for looks. He’s the point.
3. I rode a unicorn once. Still emotionally healing.
4. Unicorns don’t lie—they’re too hornest.
5. She said I was horn-tastic… then vanished.
6. His mood? Rainbows and silent judgment.
7. I told the unicorn he’s extra—he neighed proudly.
8. That unicorn party? Pure glitter-fueled chaos.
9. My unicorn roommate sparkles under pressure.
10. I accused him of magic tax fraud—he galloped away.
11. Their dating profile? “Single, sparkly, emotionally unavailable.”
12. The unicorn says “no drama,” then gallops in screaming.
13. Tried to pet a unicorn—now I sparkle permanently.
14. He ghosted me—left behind only glitter and gaslighting.
15. Unicorn brunch includes rainbow toast and emotional breakdowns.
16. I asked him his sign—he neighed, “Fabulous.”
17. He calls his mood swings “color shifts.”
18. I bought a unicorn plush. Now it judges me nightly.
19. My unicorn therapist said I project too much magic.
20. Found a unicorn meme account—it’s too horn-larious.

10 Magical Griffin & Fairy Puns

Griffins and fairies don’t get nearly enough pun-love, but they deserve the spotlight. Whether you’re winging it in conversation or just vibing with magical mayhem, these puns were made to enchant or mildly annoy your party members.

1. I asked the griffin for directions—he just winged it.
2. That fairy’s gossip circle? Total whisper campaign with sparkle effects.
3. The griffin started a band—he’s got serious talont.
4. Caught a fairy lying—guess her wings aren’t the only thing that’s light.
5. My griffin roommate? Half eagle, half lion, all attitude.
6. That fairy’s mood swings? One glitter sneeze away from chaos.
7. Tried cuddling a griffin once. Left with claw-traumatic stress.
8. Fairies are great at dodgeball—blink and they’re pixie gone.
9. Griffin yoga’s intense—imagine trying downward dog with wings.
10. My fairy friend ghosted me—guess the vibes weren’t faye-miliar enough.

Final Thoughts

Well, there you go—my brain is officially spell-drained from squeezing out all these puns about fantasy. If you’re still reading, you’re either deeply enchanted or just really pun-ished by now. Either way, I love you for it.

So here’s the deal:
Your turn. Got a fantasy pun that made your DnD group groan out loud? Or a wizard joke that never misses? I want to hear it. Drop your best in the comments—don’t leave me punning into the void. Let’s keep this magical nonsense alive.

I’ll be here… arguing with my warlock roommate about who drank the last potion.

Emma Rose

Hi, I’m Emma Rose, the pun-loving writer behind Punstation.com! I’ve always believed that a good pun can turn an ordinary moment into something unforgettable. Whether I’m playing with animal jokes, food wordplay, or mythical creature puns, I love adding a splash of humor to the everyday. Writing puns is my favorite way to spread smiles, and I’m always on the hunt for the next clever twist. When I’m not punning around, you’ll find me sipping tea, scribbling in my idea journal, or laughing at my own jokes (guilty!).