250+ Donkey Puns and Jokes That’ll Make You Bray With Laughter

Okay so—donkeys?I didn’t think they’d be this funny, but seriously. I began saving donkey puns for laughs, then just kept going. Each one had me wheezing like an old bike tire. I didn’t even plan to make a full list at first… but here we are. I packed in some of my best wordplay, plus tossed in a few witty animal jokes that snuck their way in. If you love silly stuff, or just need a pick-me-up, you’re gonna love this. Don’t blame me if you start using these in daily life. Let’s get into it!

My Favorite Collection of Donkey Puns and Jokes

I’ve seen a lot of jokes online, but donkey puns and jokes have a special kind of charm. They’re weird, unexpected, and somehow always funny. I made these up myself—and yes, I laughed at all of them.

40 Donkey Puns and Jokes

1. What’d the donkey say once his hair was cut? “Feeling bray-nd new!”
2. My donkey’s favorite movie? Bray-king Bad.
3. Why was the donkey bad at poker? He kept showing his bray-face.
4. Donkeys make terrible chefs—they always overbray the soup.
5. That donkey opened a bakery… now he’s rolling in the dough.
6. My donkey joined a band. He’s the bray-sist.
7. What’s the name for a donkey that’s sleepy? A nap-jack!
8. I asked the donkey if he was okay. He said, “I’m just a little hay-stressed.”
9. Why’d the donkey cross the road? He thought better grass was waiting there.
10. Donkeys never gossip. They don’t like to stirrup drama.
11. What do you call a smart donkey? A wisecrack-er.
12. My donkey got a job in tech—he’s great at debug-gin’.
13. Don’t mess with my donkey. He’s got a kick-start attitude.
14. The donkey’s favorite sport? Bray-sketball.
15. Why was the donkey late? He got stuck in bray-ffic.
16. I saw a donkey reading a book. Must’ve been a tail of mystery.
17. That donkey can dance—he’s got hoof moves!
18. You know what’s loud? A donkey at karaoke night.
19. What do donkeys write with? Bray-pens.
20. I took my donkey to school—he totally aced “Puns About Donkey 101.”
21. My donkey’s bad at hiding. He always gives himself a-bray.
22. That donkey’s so trendy, even horses want his style.
23. Donkey tried yoga… said “bray-maste.”
24. I asked the donkey for advice—he said, “Trust your gut… and eat more hay.”
25. Donkeys love card tricks—they’re into sleight of hoof.
26. What did the donkey name his podcast? “The Bray Area.”
27. I spilled tea near my donkey. He sipped it and spilled secrets back.
28. Donkeys don’t lie—they’re bray-zically honest.
29. That donkey told a joke… then totally hoofed the punchline.
30. I saw a donkey on roller skates. Still more graceful than me.
31. I gave my donkey a mirror. Now he won’t stop bray-gazing.
32. What do donkeys love on pizza? Extra hay-roni.
33. Donkey’s favorite snack? Bray-nuts and oats.
34. I tried to prank my donkey… he already knew.
35. That donkey got a tattoo—said “Live, Laugh, Bray.”
36. My donkey’s dating a zebra. It’s a stripe and bray kind of love.
37. Donkeys don’t sing in the shower—they bray out ballads.
38. I told my donkey a secret. He said, “I’ll bray it to the grave.”
39. Donkey got a library card. He’s into non-hay-tion books.
40. Want honest advice? Ask a donkey—no sugarcoating, just hoof truth.

40 Donkey Puns One Liners

1. That donkey is so chill, he’s basically made of hay and vibes.
2. I saw a donkey shopping—he was hunting for deals on oats.
3. My donkey’s password is just “bray123.” Real secure, huh?
4. Donkey joined a cooking show. He called it “Whisk & Bray.”
5. You can’t rush a donkey—he’s on his own hoof-time.
6. That donkey acts like he owns the farm.
7. If donkeys ran meetings, they’d be all about “bray-nstorming.”
8. I tried to race a donkey—he trotted like it was fashion week.
9. Donkey doesn’t fetch. He delegates.
10. His favorite song? Anything with a hay-beat.
11. My donkey’s dream job? Snack tester.
12. Donkey refused to move. Said he was “on hoof strike.”
13. I texted my donkey. He left me on neigh-d.
14. That donkey’s dance moves are straight from the stable.
15. I asked for help, and my donkey gave me side-eye.
16. Donkey’s idea of exercise? Lifting snacks to his mouth.
17. I caught my donkey staring into the fridge.
18. The donkey joined yoga—his favorite pose? The sleeping loaf.
19. Donkey’s jokes are dry—like desert hay.
20. He tried to prank me but stepped on his own hoof.
21. Donkey’s style? All-natural and slightly dusty.
22. He thinks he’s famous now—one photo went online.
23. My donkey won’t do chores. Says he’s on break.
24. He trots like he’s walking the red carpet.
25. Donkey’s bedtime story? Himself.
26. If boredom had a face, it’d be my donkey watching TV.
27. He refused the new stable. Said, “Too modern.”
28. Donkey’s motto: sleep first, snacks later.
29. He joined a book club. Never read one page.
30. Donkey thinks “fashion” means hay stuck to your back.
31. He won a staring contest with a scarecrow.
32. The only thing he races for is a snack.
33. Donkey sleeps so deep, the rooster gives up.
34. He snores like a tiny tractor.
35. My donkey’s alarm clock is a passing cloud.
36. He once kicked a rock and said, “That’s enough for today.”
37. Donkey asked for a mirror. Said he needed to “bray-nstorm looks.”
38. He wanted a day off… from standing.
39. Donkey’s favorite word? “Later.”
40. These are what you call short donkey puns—easy to hoof down.

40 Donkey Puns Captions

1. Just a donkey out here chasing hay, not drama.
2. Feeling cute, might bray later.
3. Mood: hay in my mouth, sun on my back.
4. This look? 100% bray-nchild.
5. Hoofin’ it like I own the field.
6. Born to nap, forced to walk.
7. Crop top? Nah, hay top.
8. Just me and my long ears living the dream.
9. Talk donkey to me.
10. Haters gonna bray.
11. I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode.
12. All-natural, no filter, full fluff.
13. Braying my way through life.
14. Saddle up for this cuteness.
15. Eyes like a mule, heart like a loaf.
16. No thoughts. Just tail sways.
17. Straight outta the stable, into your feed.
18. Hay there, good lookin’.
19. Ears up, mood up.
20. Cuteness level: hoofing high.
21. I eat grass and mind my business.
22. Less talk, more trot.
23. My field, my rules.
24. Buns of hay.
25. Grass? That’s my love language.
26. Who needs a crown when you’ve got ears like this?
27. This face? 100% unfiltered stable charm.
28. Weekend plans: standing around, lookin’ adorable.
29. Fluffy, sassy, and slightly dusty.
30. Half stubborn, half snack-seeking.
31. Step aside, I’ve got hoof traffic.
32. Just a gentle bray in a noisy world.
33. Caught mid-nap again.
34. Hooves on fleek.
35. Made of fluff, dreams, and hay.
36. Trot now, nap later.
37. Brayin’ in the rain.
38. Stable vibes only.
39. Donkey, but make it fashion.
40. Caption this… or just give me snacks.

30 Donkey Christmas Puns

1. Bray-lieve in the magic of hay.
2. Donkey bells, donkey bells, bray all the way.
3. Sleighin’ it… one hoof at a time.
4. Santa said I’ve been hoof-tastically good.
5. All I want for Christmas is oats.
6. Just out here spreading stable cheer.
7. I wrapped your gift in hay. You’re welcome.
8. Tinsel tangled in my tail again.
9. Dear Santa, I swear the carrot was for the reindeer.
10. Stable nights, donkey lights.
11. Not on the naughty list—just the stubborn one.
12. This is my “waiting for presents” face.
13. Donkey Claus is comin’ to town!
14. Hoofin’ through the snow.
15. Rockin’ around the feeding trough.
16. Jingle brays, jingle brays!
17. Got stuck in the wreath again.
18. My Christmas wish? More nap time.
19. Reindeer? Nah, we do things the donkey way.
20. Santa said: no more hooves in the cookie jar.
21. Not a creature was stirring… except my bray.
22. This sweater is itchy, but I look festive.
23. Sipped hot hay-latte by the fire.
24. Wrapped gifts with my teeth—don’t judge.
25. Donkey lit the tree… on accident.
26. All hay’d out and still brayin’.
27. Snowflakes on my nose, oats in my mouth.
28. Sleigh who? I’m hoof-powered.
29. I left Santa a carrot… and ate it.
30. Have yourself a hay-ppy little Christmas!

30 Cute Donkey Puns

1. You make my heart go clip-clop.
2. You’re the hay to my happy.
3. Ears big, heart bigger.
4. Just a little fluff with a big bray.
5. Hoofin’ around with the sweetest face.
6. Too cute to handle, too slow to chase.
7. You had me at hay.
8. I may be stubborn, but I love strong.
9. You’re more precious than fresh oats.
10. My love language? Tail wags and long naps.
11. Donkey cuddles > everything.
12. Sweet as sugar, soft as a hay pillow.
13. My best friend has hooves and a hug.
14. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got donkey eyes?
15. Born to loaf, built to love.
16. Can’t bray when you’re this cute.
17. I carry love like I carry carrots.
18. You’re my favorite kind of fuzz.
19. Too small to ride, big enough to steal hearts.
20. Happiness is a donkey snuggle.
21. I may be slow, but I’m full of love.
22. Cute on the outside, chaos in the tail.
23. A face only everyone could love.
24. If sweetness had hooves, it’d be me.
25. You’re oat-standing in every way.
26. Can I borrow your hay for a nap?
27. Cuteness comes in bray-sized bundles.
28. Warning: May cause joy just by standing still.
29. This donkey don’t bite—just snuggles.
30. Trotting around, spreading smiles.

30 Donkey Birthday Puns

1. Hope your birthday’s full of brays and cake!
2. Wishing you a hay-ppy birthday!
3. Don’t let anyone hoof up your big day!
4. Time to kick back and eat cake!
5. Another year, another layer of fluff.
6. You age like fine oats—even better with time.
7. No ifs or butts—it’s your birthday!
8. Time to party like a wild donkey!
9. Blow out candles and bray out wishes.
10. You’ve got a license to loaf today.
11. Birthday mood: slow, silly, and snack-filled.
12. Trot like it’s your special day—because it is!
13. This year, I hope you’re stubborn about joy.
14. May your cake be as sweet as your bray.
15. Forget the candles—light up the barn!
16. Birthdays are better with hay and hugs.
17. Celebrate with style—and a little tail wiggle.
18. No one’s more birthday-ready than a sparkly donkey.
19. Donkey kisses for the birthday star!
20. Don’t be modest—it’s your bray-day!
21. Let your mane down and enjoy.
22. No chores today—it’s your hoof-day off.
23. You deserve a day full of oats and naps.
24. Wish granted: more bray, less drama.
25. Cake now, questions later.
26. Woke up like… it’s my birthday!
27. May your gifts be fluff-approved.
28. You’ve got the birthday bray-vibe.
29. One year older, still hoofin’ fabulous.
30. Let’s make this birthday bray-zilliant!

20 Funny Donkey Puns

1. My donkey started a podcast—it’s mostly hay opinions.
2. That donkey’s so dramatic, he deserves an Oat-scar.
3. Tried to race him, but he stopped for snacks.
4. I think my donkey’s ghosting me—won’t even bray back.
5. His sense of direction? Pure hay-stinct.
6. Caught my donkey texting with his nose.
7. If sarcasm was a sport, he’d hoof the gold.
8. Donkey went viral—his bray’s got rhythm.
9. You can’t rush genius… or donkeys.
10. He refused to wear shoes. Said he’s a “free hoof.”
11. That donkey joined the drama club. Total natural.
12. Tried to make a budget—donkey spent it on carrots.
13. He walked into the barn like he owned the place.
14. My donkey’s diet? Grass and occasional drama.
15. He watches reality shows and brays at the drama.
16. You call it stubborn—I call it donkey-level confidence.
17. Donkey took a selfie. Framed it.
18. He’s got opinions, but only shares ’em at feeding time.
19. Told a joke once—still won’t let me forget it.
20. Honestly? These might be the best donkey puns I’ve come up with yet.

20 Donkey Pun Names

1. Brayoncé – because she runs the stable like a stage.
2. Donkey Kong Jr. – tiny, wild, and loves bananas.
3. Hoof Hefner – for the fancy one with smooth moves.
4. Sir Kicks-a-Lot – knighted for his mighty back legs.
5. Muffin the Mule – sweet, fluffy, and always snack-ready.
6. Brayden – classic name, legendary attitude.
7. Moody McHoof – don’t ask, just feed him.
8. Eeyorella – for your dramatic donkey princess.
9. Hayley Trotwell – trots like she’s late to tea.
10. Tater Trot – small, round, and full of sass.
11. Don Quix-hoof – dreams big, trots slowly.
12. Kick Jagger – rocks a stable like a concert.
13. Loco Coco – for that one who never walks straight.
14. Braylien – acts like he’s from another planet.
15. Huff & Hoof – always dramatic and slightly dusty.
16. Snaxwell – never says no to second breakfast.
17. Fluff Nugget – just soft and slightly confused.
18. Hoofany – mysterious, sparkly, and full of flair.
19. Mister Wiggles – can’t stand still even for oats.
20. Neigh-poleon – short, stubborn, and has big plans (one and only mention of horse puns).

Final Thoughts

Okay, that might’ve been way too much fun. I honestly sat down thinking I’d write like… ten donkey puns max. But then they kept coming, and next thing I knew—boom—this whole pun party happened.

If you laughed even once, I’ll call that a win. If you laughed twice, you’re officially my kind of human. Got a pun that’s even better than mine? Or one so silly it makes you snort every time? Share it! I wanna hear it. No judgment here—this stable’s always open for more bray-lliance.

And hey, if you liked this, you have to check out my Giraffe Puns next. Those tall neck goofballs are just as pun-worthy.

Emma Ross

Hi, I’m Emma Rose, the pun-loving writer behind Punstation.com! I’ve always believed that a good pun can turn an ordinary moment into something unforgettable. Whether I’m playing with animal jokes, food wordplay, or mythical creature puns, I love adding a splash of humor to the everyday. Writing puns is my favorite way to spread smiles, and I’m always on the hunt for the next clever twist. When I’m not punning around, you’ll find me sipping tea, scribbling in my idea journal, or laughing at my own jokes (guilty!).