Emma Ross

So, I was swimming through the sea of the internet one day (as you do), and suddenly I found myself knee-deep in octopus puns. Don’t ask how I got there—I honestly don’t even know. But let me tell you, it was totally worth it. Octopuses are already wild creatures—eight arms, big brains, shape-shifting… they’re basically … Read more

There’s just something about turtles that flips a switch in my brain—in the best way possible. Maybe it’s their laid-back strut, like they’ve got all the time in the universe and zero worries on the schedule. Or maybe it’s those expressive little faces, like they’re holding onto ancient sea gossip they’ll never spill. Either way, … Read more

Okay, real talk: I did not set out to become someone who laughs at whale puns. That was never the plan. But somehow, I blinked, and now I’m crying over dumb sea jokes like “Whale, hello there” as if I’ve never heard humor before. What happened? I don’t know. I’m concerned. But also? I’m not … Read more

Okay, so real talk… I’ve always had a weird thing for lobsters. Not like, romantic or anything (that’d be a whole other pun post), but there’s something about their clunky walk, those giant claws, and their red-carpet-ready look after a boil that just cracks me up. Literally. I mean, who gave them the right to … Read more

Alright, I’ll admit it—I have a soft spot for weird humor, especially when it comes from the ocean puns world. Seahorses? Oh, they’re underrated comedy gold. Something about their little horse faces floating around like underwater knights just begs for wordplay. So one day, I found myself giggling way too hard over a seahorse pun, … Read more

Okay so—real talk—I never thought I’d be the kind of person to sit down and write a whole blog post about shark puns… but here we are. I don’t know what happened, but somewhere between watching Shark Week reruns and sending a dumb pun to a friend, I realized how ridiculously funny shark jokes can … Read more

Alright, I gotta be honest—squid puns are like… surprisingly funny. I mean, when you first think of squids, you’re like “uhh, how is that even a joke?” But trust me, once you start, you can’t stop. I’ve got a whole bunch of squid jokes here that are gonna make you laugh more than a crocodile … Read more